The other day I came home from an overnight stay by the beach. I was sitting on the couch when DS2 come over and gets onto my lap to snuggle.
DS2 “where are you going?”
“I’m not going anywhere. I just got home.”
DS2: “Oh. Well you smell like you are going out”
Me laughs. DH laughs and says “what does going out smell like?”
So, I may not get the lipstick on often but apparently, when I do I manage perfume as well as the boy is a bit confused there, I’m thinking.