DS1: Guess what my favorite vegetable is?
Me: Broccoli? (this is a joke, btw, since it is clearly meant to be a trick question. If he has any varying degrees of veggie hate, I’m reasonably certain broccoli holds top spot or very near to it).
I take a few more guesses. OK, I give up.
DS1: It’s sugar cane.
I laugh. He grins “what? It’s the most common vegetable. I read it in the almanac.”
Uh, yeah. I think that would’ve been the sugar beet. But either way I guess it’s all the same by the time he’s consuming it.