One of the many things heard around here this morning. The boys have a futon down flat in their play / tv room. Apparently, the floor was a swamp teeming with alligators. DS2 is on the futon, DS3 is on the floor.
DS2 “Oh no, oh no. You’re in the alligator water”. DS3 (jumping onto futon) “whew. I escaped.” DS2 “but you’ve got an alligator hanging off your butt”.